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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 14, 2012 12:24:12 GMT -5
From: Arthur Kirkland
To: Stefan
Hey,
How are you?
Could I borrow your penis? Al, broke mine.
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Post by Stefan van Gent on Aug 14, 2012 14:05:34 GMT -5
From: Vandersteen [yes, he uses his online alias for a bunch of shit okay]
To: James Bond WannabeTMI, man.
That's not what I gave u my number for.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 14, 2012 14:09:04 GMT -5
From: Arthur Kirkland
To: Stefan
I'm sorry! It was my automatic erection.
I meant pen, Alfred broke mine.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 14, 2012 14:09:53 GMT -5
From: Arthur Kirkland
To: Stefan
*Correction! It's supposed to say correction.
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Post by Stefan van Gent on Aug 14, 2012 14:17:15 GMT -5
From: Vandersteen
To: James Bond WannabeIc... u can turn that off, u kno.
U can borrow mine, but don't let Al near it. Or ur erection for that matter.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 14, 2012 14:21:59 GMT -5
From: Arthur Kirkland
To: Stefan
I know... just not how.
Can I call you so you can egg salad it to me?
P.s. I don't have bloody erection!
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Post by Stefan van Gent on Aug 14, 2012 14:30:11 GMT -5
From: Vandersteen
To: James Bond WannabeHow did u know my egg salad recipe is one of my specialties? Family secret tho, so can't tell u how, but I can make it sometime if u want. ;P
P.S. It's none of my business where u're bleeding. Keep that to urself, bro.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 14, 2012 14:37:32 GMT -5
From: Arthur Kirkland
To: Stupid belgian!
I wasn't talking about cock!
I just want you to explain me how to turn this bloody correction off!
Please!
P.s. I'm not bleeding you ass hat!
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 14, 2012 14:39:52 GMT -5
From: Arthur Kirkland
To: Stupid belgian!
*Cooking! I wasn't talking about cooking-
Oh bugger, I give up. Please help me turn this bloody thing off.
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Post by Stefan van Gent on Aug 14, 2012 15:01:16 GMT -5
From: Vandersteen
To: James Bond WannabeDunno if I shoud do that. Way too funny to see u struggle. U kno that auto correct is based on words u use a lot in texts? Been texting a lot of ppl about ur cock?
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Post by Stefan van Gent on Aug 14, 2012 15:01:39 GMT -5
From: Vandersteen
To: James Bond WannabeOn 2nd thought, I don't need to kno. Just come by my room and I'll turn it off for u.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 14, 2012 15:08:58 GMT -5
From: Arthur Kirkland
To: Stupid belgian!
I have not texted anyone about my private parts. Why would I do that?
Anyway, let me finish finish my cocaine first, then I'll come by.
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Post by Stefan van Gent on Aug 14, 2012 15:14:16 GMT -5
From: Vandersteen
To: James Bond WannabeI dunno why u'd text someone about ur dangly bits. Ppl do strange things when they're high. Take ur time.
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 14, 2012 15:22:18 GMT -5
From: Arthur Kirkland
To: Stupid belgian!
I'm not-
Oh just forget it. I'll meet you in a second.
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Post by Stefan van Gent on Aug 14, 2012 15:27:40 GMT -5
From: Vandersteen
To: James Bond WannabeSure thing. Knock before u come in.
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